1. HOT PIECE OF ASS，用英语介绍喜欢的小动物？
I very like cat, innocent and lovely, it fell asleep sleep, like a small pompon. If at this time to touch him, it will bite you ass, out of the water..
Although I don't have a cat, but the cat is my relatives. He also agree with me but only to play with him playing in the yard.
Have Huang Youbai, eyes like a crystal. Don't look at him all day sleeping, a play than the monkey is naughty, he climbed to the tree and then jump to me up and give me a scratch. Happy, is out of the paw, and I play.
When you eat, grab a piece of celery, thrown to me, mom and dad smiled, like a kitten also smiled.
Really want to have such a cat, I will take good care of him.
2. WTF这个缩写是什么意思？
WTF。 what。the。 fu&ck。。表示惊讶。什么鬼？不是吧？没搞错吧？这也行？
What the fuck! 的缩写。
意思是 “搞什么呀！”
例句：Tell me, what the fuck is wrong with me?
告诉我，我他妈的错在了那里？
LOL： Laugh out loud。 哈哈大笑。
BRB： be right back。 马上回来。
ASAP。 as soon as possible。尽快。
RVSP。这个也很常用，是法语。表示请回复。
外国人真正常用的 如
wtf = what the fuck
idk = i don't know
lmao = laugh my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
rip = rest in piece
omg=oh my god
bf= boyfreind, gf=girlfriend, bff=best friend forever
btw = by the way
而后有一些你基本上一读就知道在说什么的，比如
thx - thanks
sux - sucks
一些省略元音的
plz=please
tmr=tomorrow
然后有一种其实除了玩笑和需要算字数的twitter以外很少用
2 代替一切“to, too” 包括 2gther (together), 2night（tonight）等
4 代替一切“for, fore”
8 代替一切“ate” 如“sk8”
附带一个今天男友刚刚教我的玩笑，有时候有人会用反话的语气说“this is too deep for me.” 而更甚者会打出“3 deep 5 me”
3. 长元音和短元音有什么区别？
从写法上看，长元音后边都会跟有/:/符号，而短元音没有。从发音上看，长元音发音时间较长而有力，短元音发音短而急促。长元音：/ɑː/ /ɔː/ /ɜː/ /iː/ /uː/ /æ/；短元音：/ʌ/ /ɒ/ /ə/ /ɪ/ /ʊ/ /e/
一，巧断“oo”字母组合的长短音。
1）“oo”在字母“k”之前读短音[u]。如：
look，took，book，cook，cookie，shook，copybook,
（注意：在字母d,t后可长可短 foot,good发短音[u]，food，root发长音[u:])
2）“oo”在字母“n”之前读长音[u:]。如：
moon，noon，soon，cocoon，balloon，spoon，afternoon
3）“oo”在字母m前通常读长音[u:]。如： doom，loom，bloom 注：
room一词单独出现时，其中的oo可长可短。当room处于复合词后非重读位置时，其中的oo通常读短音[u]。如：bedroom，schoolroom，classroom
4）“oo”在字母“l”前读长音[u:]。如： school，cool，fool，tool，pool，stool 5）“oo”位于词尾时读长音[u:]。如： coo，zoo，bamboo，too
6）“oo”位于“th’或“se”之前读长音[u:]。如： smooth，tooth，choose，loose，goose
二，巧断元音字母“e”发[i:]和[i]时的长短音。
1）以“re”开头的单词，其字母“e”若位于非重读音节，读短音[i]。
如：
relax，reject，revision，remain，rebel，receive，resource，reward，research，reduce，regret，regard，repeat，renew，reply，replace，recorder，remove，repair，report，republic，require，re-cover，refer，return，refuse，remember 2）“re”在重读音节中，“e”读长元音[i:]。如：
recycle，reunite，rebuild，rewrite，retell，remarry，recent，region
3）字母“e”为单词首字母，又位于重读音节时，读长音[i:]。如： even，eve，evening，egypt
4）字母“e”为单词首字母，位于非重读音节时，读短音[i]。如：
eleven，elect，especially，equator，effect，Egyptian，en-gage，equip，event，enough
三，在双写辅音字母前的元音字母都读相应的短音。
1）读短音[i]的词例：ripple，permission，little，village，million，skill，kiss，silly，slipper，squirrel，bill，pretty
2）读短音

的词例：follow，hollow，sorry，dollar，horror，boss，loss，cross，bottom，bottle
3）读短音

的词例：occasionally，connect，suggest，support，suppose，surround，supply，accept，appear
4）读短音[u]的词例：bullet，pull，pulley 注：
“-ass”已成为固定字母组合，其中的a通常读长音[a:]，但美国人多读短音[a]，如：class，glass，grass．
四，在非重读音节中，“-ace”“-age”中的元音字母“a”只读短音[i]。
如：village，savage，manage，advantage，encourage，pas-sage，package，palace，necklace． 但由两个英语单词构成的复合词除外。如birdcage，因为它是由bird+cage构成的复合词。
（5）在重读音节之前，又紧靠该重读音节的非重读音节中的元音字母“o”读短音[+]。
如：propose，professor，police，polite，pronounce，politi-cal，pollute，position，procession，obey，solution，control，con-sider，oblige，observe
（6）位于非重读音节中的ar，er，or，ur等“r”音节读短音[+]。如： 1）ar：beggar，dollar，forward，grammar，irregular，sugar，popular
2）er：eagerly，governor，hammer，southern，modern，whisper，summer，hibernate，permit，persuade
3）or：tailor，favor，tractor，sensor，visitor，comfort，ef-fort，motor 4）ur：murmur
4. 地铁里怎么和老外说让一下？
看这么多人回答我觉得非常没有素质，大家千万不要学他们的，一般来讲我们要以礼貌性的excuse me为开头，意思是抱歉打扰一下，然后切入正题 can you move your ass please？ please加在语句后面表示也是礼貌，不能加在最开头。最后完整句子就是 :
excuse me,can you move your fat ass please? mother fucker。 最后这个不是在骂人，而是为了引起让对方注意给你让路而已
5. 喷神JAMES的主题曲歌词？
喷神JAMES主题曲 - AVGN Theme
Verse 1
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
Verse 2
When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
or say cowabunga, Cowa-****in'-piece'a dog shit
Verse 3
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of ****
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry....
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
